Grieve (grieve) wrote,
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Diaper changing theory and practice

Theory:
  1. Remove dirty diaper
  2. Clean baby
  3. Clean hands
  4. Put clean diaper on the baby. Done!


Practice:
  1. Remove dirty diaper
  2. Random Event:
    1. Baby pees on self: goto step 3
    2. Baby poops on self: goto step 3
    3. Baby pees on you: goto step 3
    4. Luckily nothing happens: continue from the last step you left from.
  3. Clean baby
  4. Goto step 2
  5. Clean hands
  6. Goto step 2
  7. Put clean diaper on the baby.
  8. If baby immediately dirties the diaper again go to step 1.
  9. Done!



I should make these into a flow chart. It would make more sense. Maybe tomorrow.
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